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's show with jay leno is next. >> announcer: it's "the tonight show with jay leno," featuring rickey minor and "the tonight show" band. tonight, jay welcomes -- from nbc's "sunday night football," al michaels and cris collinsworth actor steve buscemi, the music of herbie hancock with susan tedeschi and derek trucks and "stuff we found on ebay." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." nice to have you all here. you know, we got to try and cheer people up tonight, rickey. there are so many disasters in the news. i mean, you got hurricanes in north carolina, you got volcanoes in indonesia, you got the dodgers, right here in los angeles. this is horrible. horrible stuff. [ laughter ] baseball not looking good in southern california. it's not just the dodgers. the first place san diego padres have lost seven games in a row. seven games in a row. turns out, did you know this? padre is an o
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" slid into fourth place for six straight years. he made a blunder from moving jay leno to primetime and replacing him with conan o'brien. john cline didn't sugarcoat what happened to him at cnn. "people in this business get shot, i got shos," he told "new york" magazine. his tenure at cnn meant a doubling down on news. crossfire was out, lou dobbs was out, and seasoned journalists such as campbell brown, john king, and candy crowley were in especially for larry king. instead hired were kathleen parker, eliot spitzer and piers morgan. joining me to talk about these moves, in new york, senior reporting for broadcasting and cable manage in. tamp, media critic for the "st. petersburg times." here in washington, executive producer of "bbc america's" "bbc world news america." are you feeling their pain? you got sacked as producer of the news six months after couric's debut. can be a brutal business. >> i was looking at my iphone friday and thought, boy, this is not a good day to be a middle aged white media executive. i was attempted to hide under the desk. sure, nobody likes to get fire
football night. and sunday night football. up next, a new "tonight show with jay leno" and late night with jimmy fallon. for cris collinsworth, andrea kremer, the entire sports crew, good night from new orleans. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com [ male announcer ] new inventory. ♪ new equipment. new trucks. new hires. ♪ new space. ♪ new markets. achievement seizes new opportunity. go to pnc.com/businessloans to see how we can help your cash flow situation. pnc. for the achiever in us all. >>> good evening. we begin with several breaking stories. first, outside san francisco, at least a dozen homes have been destroyed by an enormous fire. flames could be seen shooting up to 60 feet in the air at about 9:00. this happened after the ground shook from an explosion. officials say there may be a problem with a natural gas line. dozens of people have been taken to hospitals. no reports of death. >>> in philadelphia, two were killed and third person shot when a female worker began shooting inside a factory. a woman locked herself inside an office in a kraft food company. >>> also, i
. bob costas will host football night. and sunday night football. up next, a new "tonight show with jay leno" and late night with jimmy fallon. for cris collinsworth, andrea kremer, the entire sports crew, good night from new orleans. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> is breaking news out of california as dozens of home are burning. the latest on one pastors anplan [captioning made possible by constellation energy group] captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- >> we began with breaking details on the florida pastor who is threatening to burn the koran on saturday, the anniversary of 9/11. >> it is reported that reverend jerry jones canceled the event as part of a deal that would include moving the location of the the islamic community center in york center. now the relocation deal is being denied. >> regaining the world's attention, the pastor of a small church abruptly changed his mind announcing he no longer plans to burn copies of the koran. >> we have agreed to cancel our event on saturday. >> t made the announcement with a muslim leader at his side.
died at the age of 100. >>> max wineberg won't be joining jay leno on his new late night show. >>> finally, showbiz divorces aren't rare, but in the case of george lopez and his wife, the two are amicably splitting after 17 years. but george can never truly say good-bye to ann. you see, five years ago when he was suffering from a genetic kidney disorder, she saved his life by donating to him one of her kidneys. hmmm. i don't know what to say about that. >> well, i guess with that you have to end on a good note, right? >> yeah. but do you end it? i mean, he owes her his life, really. can she ask for her kidney back? she can't. >> i don't know. maybe this is not -- we'll let them sort it out. >> all right. >>> this one comes to us from nashville, tennessee, where a country music gem backed to country music is shining once again. the grand ole opry reopens its doors tonight after a recent flood damage threatened to wash away what some call the home of american music. >>> the early reminder of the flood music is on the wall and a piece of the original stage where many a star was b
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. what do you make of that fringe? >> i was talking tab with jay leno last night, he might be a werewolf. it was bad enough when we had these people called the birthers. many of them, they haven't gone away. i was saying last night, i've identified this new group and i'm calling them the churchers. >> larry: the churchers? >> the churchers. they're the people who don't think that he's a christian. >> larry: they issue a press release that he is. >> he's a secret muslim, larry. i guess you haven't been paying enough attention. when i talked to him, he told me about his plan to use drinking water to sterilize white people. oh, i've said too much. >> larry: all right. gosh. >> no, what's really scary is that more people think he's a muslim now. >> larry: how did we get to this, though? >> well, you know, i have a theory that the internet makes people stupider. also fox news makes people stupider. the pew group did a study and they found out that ten years ago, democrats, republicans and independents basically got their news from the same sources, probably more from cnn, for example. then we
fringe? >> i was talking about it with jay leno last night. i suggested maybe he's not even a mammal. he might be a werewolf, larry. we don't know that. we don't have any papers on it. i mean it was bad enough were we had these people called the birthers. >> they're still around. >> many of them. no, they haven't gone away. but i was saying last night that i've identify this had new group and i'm calling them churchers. >> larry: the churchers. >> they're the people who don't think that he is a christian. >> larry: he's the first president to ever issue a press release that he is. >> he's a secret muslim, i guess you haven't been paying attention. >> larry: a secret muslim. >> when i talked to him, he told me about his plan to use drinking water to sterilize white people. whoops, i've said too much. >> what's really scary is that more people think he's a muslim now. >> larry: how did we get to this though? >> you know, i have a theory that the internet makes people stupider. and also fox news makes people stupider. you know, the pew group did a study recently and found out that ten years
here's your host, jay leno! just relax, sweetheart. you're gonna kill out there. kill who?! oh, that's great. use that. honey, d-do you need anything? just give me another one of them roofies. sure. mr. mackey: o-okay. l-let's try to calm down, m'kay? this type of thing happens all the time. what do you mean? how often does an entire third-grade class go missing? well, 99% of the time when a child is missing it's because they've run away, m'kay? [ all gasp ] run away? oy. i knew i shouldn't have made kyle eat that gefagahagah. how do we get our runaway children back? well, we just need to make some posters, m'kay? hand out brochures, m'kay? that way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted, m'kay? let's get started right away. they could be halfway to l.a. by now. it's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack! come on, everybody! we got to find those kids! if we put our heads together, we can find those kids! we can do it! [ creaking ] what was that? what was what? dude, i think the scary monster is right out
. >> it is. >> tonight show with jay leno coming up next. we'll see you tomorrow. we'll see you tomorrow. goodnight bob ehrlich pretends to be for the working guy... but he's not on our side. i thought i knew bob ehrlich, but then i found out... he raised property taxes on every maryland family... and business. he increased college tuition... by 40%. 40%. and i thought i knew bob ehrlich. he was against raising the minimum wage. made $2.5 million... working for a lobbying firm. $2.5 million? he's not really on my side. with this tough economy, we really need a governor on our side.
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studio lights, it's time. last call. as you know things are bad when jay leno is telling president obama to follow russia's lead. sheer jay. >> according to latest polls russian prime minister putin has an approveal rating of 59%, very high. experts say it's because he improved the economy. the fact it works so well, many democrats in congress are thinking of trying it here. according to a report in "time" magazine experts say that this recession, they try to make lemonade here, saying recession is go g.for people, because fewer people drive to work meaning fewer deaths from auto accidents. fewer people can afford to eat so we don't gain as much weight. that means president obama's economic plan is also his health care plan. it's genius. >> that is your last call. lights are blinking and we're closing down shop. make sure you follow us on twitter, you can sign up to get tweets every time we post something on greta wire. right now, and until then, keep it here on fox news channel. most power full name in news.
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that will one day be used against us. planning ahead. thinking ahead. that was jay leno on the tonight show poking fun at the obama administration's plan to sell $60 billion worth of arms to saudi arabia. is it really funny? or are there questions that need to be asked about armying an arab nation at the heart of the middle east at the same time the united states is hoping to restart peace talks between israel and the palestinians while avoiding a confrontation with iran. the "wall street journal" reporting the deal includes a package of 84 brand new f-15 fighter jets with upgrades for 70 more. add to that 72 blackhawk helicopters. 70 apache helicopters. and 36 little bird helicopters. plus $30 billion to upgrade the navy, with all that on the menu, we have to go to cloolonial jacobs. you have done a lot. thank you so much for being here on this. is this good for u.s. national security? >> well, some will argue and they're probably right in many senses that a strong, stable, saudi arabia, a long-time ally is in the best interest of the united states and the best interest of security in the
't deliver your washington post, thank goodness. jay leno made fun of the "today" show anchor last night. >>> that's "news 4 midday." we thank you for being with us. we invite you to tune in for the daily connection at 2:00. i will see you right here tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. for "news 4 midday." have a terrific day! with my friends we'll do almost anything. out for drinks, eats. i have very well fitting dentures. i like to eat a lot of fruits. love them all. the seal i get with the super poligrip free keeps the seeds from getting up underneath. even well fitting dentures let in food particles. just a few dabs of super poligrip free is clinically proven to seal out more food particles so you're more comfortable and confident while you eat. a lot of things going on in my life and the last thing i want to be thinking about is my dentures. [ charlie ] try super poligrip free.
cain tells jay leno what she really thought when her dad picked sarah palin as his running mate in the 2008 presidential race. >> like the rest of the country, i had no idea who she was and i was actually like crying on the bus on the way to the rally. i remember being on stage and distinctively remember, don't let her have any skeletons in the closet. i was just carescared. i didn't know her. >> what was your initial reaction? >> my initial reaction was who is sarah palin, like everybody else. you know. >> emily writes the column "heard on the hill." she's dishing on sarah palin. is she just an easy mark or just another sign that sarah palin sells books because that's what we're all talking about. >> obviously, i think everyone loves this story. the conflict between two women. two atrackive women that aren't afraid to flaunt their sexuality. we love that story line. we love a cat fight. we want them to have a cat fight in a hot tub somewhere. it's unfortunate, but that's the reality of it. >> she does dish on a few things. >> she does. called dirty, sexy politics. i was disappointed becaus
is the easiest person that you do? >> well, i mean, you work -- leno is easy. jay leno is an easy one. he is the only one who could have a bobblehead where the bobble is less than his head. i said it on his show one time, because i wasn't thinking. yeah, he got me back. doing his show one time. they showed me and my wife in t the super bowl. 96 million people. and everybody texted me the same thing. your wife is hot. but then my wife got texts who is that fat guy? >> mike: who is the hardest guy you try to -- >> president obama is difficult. it's -- but getting that, "let me be clear." that is big thing and the cadence. let me be clear, it's not that hard, but not as easy as i thought it would be. >> mike: let me ask you, what do you different at your show in monte carlo if they have seen you. >> we have a fan, i met a guy who is a friend of mine, became a friend at a corporate show in las vegas a couple of years ago. we became friends. he wasn't working at the monte carlo. worked out front of the monte carlo. one of these guys. i called the number. what was the question? >> mike: what is
that you do? >> well, i mean, leno is easy, jay leno is an easy one, the only one who could have a bobble head and actual ahead. i said that to jay on the joe because i wasn't thinking and he got me back on the show one time. they showed me and my wife during the super bowl. 96 million people watching and every guy texted me the same thing, dude your wife is hot. yeah, but you should have seen the texts my wife was getting me, who is the fat guy you're next to. cha-ching. >> mike: who is the hardest guy. >> president obama is difficult. but getting that, let me be clear that's a big thing and the cadence, let me be clear, it's not that hard, it's just not easy as i thought it would be. [laughter] >> let me ask you, what do you do different at your show in the monty carlo if they've seen you somewhere else. >> a friend of mine at a corporate show a couple years ago, we became friends he was not working at the monty carlo, he's one of these guys. i called the number and how we got the van. >> what was the question? what is different about-- >> what the heck has happened here? he's uncontro
. he went into hiding. for quite a few months. >> reporter: he did apologize on the jay leno show. >> it was rude. period. i would like to apologize in person. >> reporter: now, he's taken to twitter to apologize again. >> he said in the tweet that he wrote a song for taylor. he would love it if she would perform it. if she doesn't want to, he'll perform it himself. >> reporter: but there are reports she could turn the tables on him at the vmas. by performing a new song the her upcoming album "speak now" that takes direct aim at the rapper. >> a lot of people are saying that taylor is addressing the incident on her next album. so we'll have to see. >> nobody thought this would last. >> reporter: the vmas have long be home to show-stopping moments. some scripted, like in 2003 when madonna locked lips with britney spears and christina aguilera. and some not. like when diana ross got to second base with l'il kim. no word on whether kanye and taylor swift will perform together. >> a lot of people will be on the edge of their seats. waiting to see if she'll pop out and how kanye will r
" with jay leno last night. she's promoting her upcoming stint on "dancing with the stars." jay asked bristol for an update on her ex-fiance levi johnston. >> isn't he running for mayor of wasilla. >> i guess that's the rumor. >> let me ask you a question -- >> yeah. >> would you vote for him? >> well, he needs to move to wasilla to the city limits. and he needs to get his g.e.d. >> got to get a g.e.d. >> palin says she decided to do "dancing with the stars" despite the fact she's never danced before. and when jay asked her if she'd gone to her prom. bristol said no, i was pregnant. >>> well, a new study suggests that regular consumption of alcohol can actually help you live longer. the study says people over 55 who put away one or two drinks a day live much longer than heavy drinkers and non-drinkers. we're going to get an explanation from dr. robert lee at the jersey city medical center. good morning to you. >> good morning, alex. how are you? >> i'm well, thank you. and i don't have more than two drinks a day, so it sounds good for me at this point. but are you surprised at all by this stu
here's jay leno. >> this pastor claims he's going to talk to god before he decides what to do. how many think god has this guy on his do not call list, huh? please. >> jay was better, yeah? that was like a -- i don't know. don is -- don's with letterman. it's not a religious divide, a comedic divide in the studio. >>> still ahead, playboy for the blind. we'll tell you about someone that reads the magazine for the articles. >>> just who is terry jones? newly revealed details about the pastor who wants to burn korans. did he use church money for his ebay business. sarah palin weighing in on this controversy. m snbc is back after this. for the clean up in the gulf and that includes keeping you informed. my job is to listen to the shrimpers and fishermen, hotel and restaurant workers and find ways to help. i was born in new orleans. my family still lives here. bp is gonna be here until the oil is gone and the people and businesses are back to normal... until we make this right. [ both screaming ] i got into one of the most expensive schools in the country! [ male announcer ] when stress giv
? please! >> that's fantastic. >> jay leno was pretty much the first comedian to really take on the obama administration at all. remember when he was running for office and they said obama wasn't funny. there was nothing funny about him. that's why they didn't make jokes about him. now almost any comedian has his hands in it. >> in president obama's first year, he chose jay leno's couch after tom daschle was tossed into the scrap pile saying i screwed up. >> when he became president, he went to jay leno and letterman as well. equal opportunity comedian in chief. >> we know a lot of stuff. >> we do. >> like headlines. >> let me start with the headlines. we begin with the moment capturing when a bomb explodes during a military parade. watch. >> the blast left 12 people dead and dozens more hurt. the wives of two iranian commanders among the victim. no one has claimed responsibilities. iranians believe the kurdish separatists are behind it. secretary of state hillary clinton has condemned the attacks. >> a grand jury has indicted phillip and nancy gurrido accused of kidnapping jaycee dugar
's become a nationalized election guess what, the recession was over last year. jay leno's great line is that it's as imaginary as your job. >> i want you to listen to this ad, if you go state by state, race by race, you see interesting things, you see a lot of democrats running against nancy pelosi, some democrats running away from barack obama. this is a democratic incumbent house member, listen to who he braises here. >> when george bush proposed a medicare prescription drug plan, earl pomeroy voted yes. >> yeah, look, two years is a long time in politics and bush is looking pretty good to a lot of people these days. but i mean that's clearly a guy running in a red state trying to keep his job, but the overall fact is, look, we do have a republican white summit, democrats should not be in denial about that. and at the end of the day, high intensity low turnout elections favors republicans. but democrats are going to show some surprising strength. a poll came out the other day showing jack conway within two points of rand paul. not a lot of people saw that coming, but he's still beh
has jay leno seeing the bright side. >> larry summers stepping down so finally some good economic news. yeah. there you go. and i'll tell you. summer didn't want to leave. apparently he was out of bad ideas. summers is actually the third obama economic advisor to leave the white house since july. since july. the only jobs opening up are for white house economic advisors. it's true. >> good point, jay that. is your last call. lights are blinking and
the beans on her dads presidential campaign. she tells jay leno she was blind-sided by the idea of picking sarah palin as his running mate. >> like the rest of the country i had no idea who she was. i was crying on the bus on the way to the rally. i remember being on stage and distinctly remember thinking, god, let her not have any skeletons in the closet. please god. i was just scared. i didn't know her. in politics --ç >> what did you think of her once you met her. >> my initial reaction was who the hell is sarah palin like everyone else. >> jonathan capehart, contributor to msnbc and mover and shaker at the "washington post." when you're hearing her say, who is sarah palin, does that hurt sarah palin in any way, shape, or form now? >> probably not but meghan mccain is only saying what we were all saying that morning when news came over our iphones that governor palin was picked as his vp nominee. we were all sitting there thinking the same thing. who is this person? >> here is another thing meghan mccain said about the potential voting situation should sarah palin be on the ticket in
on the show. she sat down with jay leno last night to dish about her dance moves. take a watch. >> i'm so uncoordinated and don't have any rhythm so we're starting from scratch. >> i think it was a wise choice to go on the show. yeah. yeah. i was gonna say, that's also how you get pregnant but i'm not going to go there. >> well, you just did. whoa! you just did. there's some of the moves that she was trying. bristol's partner also showed up to teach jay some latin moves. palin says she thinks her biggest competition will be jennifer grey from "dirty dancing" who is also going to be on the show. you know, look, she had no dance moves and no coordination. remember tom delay, that guy had no dance moves. >> he had like the red and white. >> he had like the white man overbite point, remember that? >> right, right. don't you kind of like it, though, when someone goes on that says they're not coordinated and don't have any rhythm because then i feel like i can relate a little bit. maybe i have a chance. >> and then they end up doing well with all the training they end up doing pretty decent
with the jay leno question of hugh grant. what the hell were you thinking? >> i was thinking what the heck. i'll detonate my career over a stupid radio stunt. no, in reality, it was one of those netherworlds between at the time i'm in the radio studio, i'm not thinking washington post columnist. i'm thinking radio bit and we're going to see if this, would. and one of the things, a painful lesson of this is you're everywhere at once and irrespective of which medium you're using -- >> you say well, it's twitter. have a little fun? >> have a little fun and also try and get at the crux of the credibility problem. the irony is in doing so, i destroyed some of my own credibility. and that is a hard thing to stomach. >> let's walk through because you were trying to prove a serious point which is that all kind of unsubstantiated blather gets picked up and spun across the web. what's the difference between what you did, and you weren't trying to deceive anybody. what's the difference between what you did and a journalist who lies about his identity in a hidden camera investigation or who brings explos
bristol palin taking center stage on the tonight show with jay leno, opening up about levi johnston. she was there promoting her new gig on "dancing with the stars." now the that'sest three minutes in news. we go down to the wire with senior moments, gross kitchens and admission into the sun. hit the clock. up first, bringing art back to iraq. hundreds of art facts from looted museums and archaeological sites all across the war-torn country are back where they belong. many of the returns pieces are on display today. however, 15,000 worker of art are still missg from the iraqi national museum. >>> an olympic swimmer is losing a sponsorship for tweeting an anti-gay slur. we won't repeat what she wrote after her rug by game. >>> remembering the annoying horns from the world cup? they're back. tens of thousands of protesters in france are sounding off using the vuvuzelas. they're fighting proposed union reforms. you have to wonder if the message getting through over all that noise. >>> alasctor and u.s. ambassado angelina jolie has given $100 mm already to help the refugeeses. >>> nasa is wo
. >> please welcome bristol palin. >> friday night, bristol palin's latest stop, jay leno's tonight show. >> were you disappointed it didn't work out. it seems like a few months ago you were on the cover of everything. you were engaged again. >> i'm not disappointed. i'm not heart broken. >> no? >> good to see a smile after the run she's had. after giving birth to her son trip, bristol and the baby's father levi johnston split up. but this summer announced their engagement as back on, giving this interview to "us weekly." >> it's been a fast process. i want to get married soon just so that we can live together and be together all the time. i hope we can all come together as a family. >> but just weeks later, bristol said the levi johnston came clean, admitted he may have fathered a baby with another woman. >> music video. >> then bristol found out he shot a music video mocking the palin family. so she dumped him, again. >> have you started rehearsing yet? >> yes. we've had three days of rehearsals. >> and is it way harder than you thought or about the same? >> i expect i it to be hard wo
and this is what meghan mccain told jay leno. >> like the rest of the country, i had no idea who she was and i was crying on the bus on the way to the rally. i was being on stage and thinking, god, don't let her have any skeletons in the closet. i was just really scared. i didn't know her. >> what did you think of her when you met her? >> my initial reaction was, who the hell is sarah palin? just like everybody else. >> talking about meghan mccain being very candid there. i could have watched, if that interview was an hour long, i would have watched the entire hour of it because i don't think you realize how much string pulling takes place. she was talking about how she had to change the way she dresses because she was john mccain's daughter and she was supposed to talk with a deeper voice because a senator's daughter shouldn't sound like a valley girl. check it out if you get a chance. we have to talk to you about this. interview you about this next story. ms. australia said she was backstabbed at the miss universe. another contestant lined her dress with pins and it caused her to feel sharp
running. let's hear what she had to say with jay leno. >> let me ask you a question. >> yeah. >> would you vote for him? >> well, he needs to move to wasilla, to the city limits. and he needs to get his ged. >> he's got to get a ged. >> so how are you doing on the ged? >> you know, it's ready to go. i imagine here in the next month it will be done, wrapped up. >> you're working on it. >> oh, yeah. >> now next time you get that ged question, between now and then -- >> i can't wait to get it. >> i have two words for you. abraham lincoln. okay? that puts it away. you're done. never graduated from high school. now, you have actually set a record. did you know you have set a political record already. you are officially the most unpopular person ever polled by public policy polling in any state. what they do is they poll politicians within their state for popularity. the previous holder of this title was john edwards. he held that title with a 15% favorable rating and a 72% unfavorable rating in his home state of north carolina. your unfavorable rating is tied with that. that's good news. didn't
on friday and stopped by the "tonight show" with jay leno. she was there to promote her upcoming debut with "dancing with the stars" but the conversation quickly turned to her former fiance. the now mayoral candidate in s wasil wasilla, levi johnson. >> i tried to make it work for my son, didn't work. i realized that we're not meant to be. the guy that i fell in love with was a hard-working alaskan man that didn't want to wear straight-legged jeans and boots and be chased by radar and those kind of people. and so it's a night and day difference. >> isn't he run for mayor of wasilla? >> i guess. that's the rumor. >> let me ask you a question. >> yeah. >> would you vote for him? >> well, he needs to move to wasilla to the city limits. he needs to get his ged. >> got to get a ged. >> sense of humor, i like that. she also showed off some of her moves and asked if she could dance. her "dancing with the stars" partner said, quote, we're getting there. >>> money may not bayou love but a new study says some of it can buy you happiness. researchers at princeton tracked half a million american
devoidf laughs. he became fodder for jay leno. >> in what may be the strangest tweet of the week, a white house political reporter tweeted about attack.heart
. i was at jay leno's show last night. we were talking before the show. he said to me, you know, i don't understand. in the sunday "new york times" week in review section they always print jokes of comedians, and they have me, and they have letterman, and they have kimmel, and no you. why aren't you there? i said, i don't know. "the new york times" doesn't like me. they never report on me, even though it would seem they should, because people who would watch my show tend to be like the same people who would read "the new york times." >> larry: one would think. >> but it's interesting. we called my publicist and found out that it wasn't there. well, you tape your show on friday night, and that paper goes to bed for their sunday edition well before that and jay said that's true because i notice never do i get a joke in that i did on thursday or friday. it's always monday, tuesday or wednesday. so here's "the new york times," the paper of record, apparently for their sunday edition going to bed on wednesday night. that's when they place the guttenberg type, larry, to make sure that that e
republican. >> okay. the same gaffes. night after night after night. >> larry: night after night jay leno comes out and tells jokes. >> a completely different joke. >> nuance there. >> moreover, i not only agree with you that this is totally mocking congress. >> mm-hmm. >> but who is he mocking in particular she is in mocking americans who have massive unemployment right now who don't want immigrants, illegal immigrants often taking their job. >> don't want to pick grapes. >> bigots. he seems to think they are a bunch of bigots. >> no. >> that is more offensive. >> i don't think he is mocking every day americans. i do think some americans are wrong with their stance toward immigration, immigration policy, toward what happened in arizona the last months. i think there is a problem there, but i don't think that's what colbert said. >> larry: what about people who hire illegal immigrants? >> i think that is problem, too. we need substantive immigration reform. part of what we saw in arizona was a response to a white house that hasn't done much about that, or done enough about that i think th
after night after night. >> larry: night after night jay leno comes out -- >> tells a completely different joke. he's doing a parody. >> it's nuanced. they are informed by the news. >> i not only agree with you that this is totally mocking congress. >> she's agreeing. >> but who is he mocking in particular? he's mocking americans who have massive unemployment right now who don't want immigrants, illegal immigrants often taking their jobs. >> larry: but they don't -- they don't want to pick grapes. >> bigots, well, he seems to think they are a bunch of bigots. >> no. >> and that is even more offensive than mocking congress. >> i don't think he's mocking everyday americans. i do think some americans are wrong on their stance of immigration policies, immigration policies, what happened in arizona over the last few months. i think there's a problem there. >> larry: what about the people who hire illegal immigrants? >> that's a problem. we need substantive immigration reform. part what have we saw in arizona was a response to a white house that hasn't done much about that or hasn't do
you do jay leno's talk show, then you do the news and then conan's talk show and then at that point everyone in america's just ready for one more talk show. >> larry: that was the thinking. >> yeah. just primed up. like, let's go. more talk. this is fantastic. >> larry: how do you think conan will do at 11:00? on tbs. >> they're lucky to have conan o'brien, i think. he is a funny, funny guy. i know him. he's great. so i think it's -- he's going to change the face of their late night structure, absolutely. >> larry: do you see craig ferguson? >> yeah. i talked to him on the phone. >> larry: you do? funny guy, too. >> he's a really funny guy. charming guy, smart guy. we have totally two different shows which i love because i love being up against that because it's apples and oranges. i called him go, he says, listen, jimmy fallon. we're sitting in the late-night wars. i go, yeah, no late-night wars. he was really funny and did a thing waving to me on -- from his show with the big mickey mouse hand. he goes, no late-night wars. he goes, if you don't want, wave back. so i got a hand and
the whole story. jay leno had a scoop on the tonight show. take a look. >> matt lauer revisits his first job as a paper boy am he went back and retraced his old paper route with the girl who is now doing it. he is rusty. take a look. >> i pedalled my way bringing the ns to america, one paper at a time. my corner of the world was the rental complex on field stone drive. i delivered along a string of garden apartments in my old working class neighborhood. >> her lawyer called this morning. you are in big trouble. >> she was in the way. >> that's what happens. >> we walked down the aisle here on "today" while you the viewers have done a fantastic job helping to pick the prize. today you get to see the choices for the dress she will wear on the biggest date in her life. be ready to choose wisely. i want to see that again. >> i'm sure we will. let's go inside to ann curry with a look at the news headlines. >> thanks so much. good morning once again. a firestorm, the kind you usually see out west destroyed two dozen homes in detroit. 85 homes in all in several neighborhoods. no injuries have been
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